Anonymous asked
just wanna suck you off until you’re drained and crying for me to stop
sorry but when i get squirmish i get violent. id probs bash your head in and your brains would get on my dick. do u still wanna tho…
Honestly the fit was dogshit, I'm glad we fucked him up
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Shinji and his dad were wrestling playfully on the bed in a not sex way when all of a suden shinji just STOPPED and looked at his dad. “Whats wrong shinji” said purple robo evengelion. “i want my dick to be able to sustain life without me” shinji muttered
“What” said shinjis dad
“i want to swap my brain and my dicks brain” shinji pouted
Purple robot evengelion didn’t know what to say.
“born with a dick inmy brain yeah fucked in the head” shinji said weirdly “i want my dick to have a brain of its own” he continued









