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zoidbrg

I wanna catch you like a jellyfish

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just wanna suck you off until you’re drained and crying for me to stop

trans-girls-who-eat-subway-2

sorry but when i get squirmish i get violent. id probs bash your head in and your brains would get on my dick. do u still wanna tho…

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surfclown

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TEARS TEARS THERE ARETEARS GOCMCOMING DOWN MY FA CE

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aflo

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the thinkers of tomorrow can be found in natural disaster survival on roblox

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falsemarriages:
“there is a presence trying to break through this meme and into our world
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there is a presence trying to break through this meme and into our world

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mettic

Honestly the fit was dogshit, I'm glad we fucked him up

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trans-girls-who-eat-subway-2:
“slushyseals:
“ A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page...

slushyseals

A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo

trans-girls-who-eat-subway-2

hes fractured </3

freaking me the fuckkkk out 

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izzetheking:
“Shinji and his dad were wrestling playfully on the bed in a not sex way when all of a suden shinji just STOPPED and looked at his dad. “Whats wrong shinji” said purple robo evengelion. “i want my dick to be able to sustain life without...

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Shinji and his dad were wrestling playfully on the bed in a not sex way when all of a suden shinji just STOPPED and looked at his dad. “Whats wrong shinji” said purple robo evengelion. “i want my dick to be able to sustain life without me” shinji muttered

“What” said shinjis dad

“i want to swap my brain and my dicks brain” shinji pouted

Purple robot evengelion didn’t know what to say.

“born with a dick inmy brain yeah fucked in the head” shinji said weirdly “i want my dick  to have a brain of its own” he continued